The advanced baseline imager (ABI) on the Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite (GOES)-R Series is a great improvement compared to the legacy GOES imager. For example, there are more spectral bands at improved spatial resolution and more frequent imagery. The vast majority of the images generated by the ABIs are free of visual defects, well calibrated, and produced in a timely fashion. Yet, there are rare times when visual artifacts, or anomalies, occur. Our study highlights and explains a number of these artifacts, some of which are traditional imagery defects for imagers such as striping and stray light, and colorfully named artifacts such as “caterpillar tracks” and “shark fins.” In addition, multiple resources are presented for more information about image quality and near-real-time image monitoring.